Amanda's Chocolate Obsession
It really wasn't nice I should never go and tell.
"Amanda there it chocolate up the tree!" and from that branch she fell.
It wasn't very fair when with carob I coated her choc.
She went completely blue in the face and passed out sick with shock.
You would think I'd learn by now I really should have known.
A dislocated tongue could come from painting it on her nose.
I filled a frosted cup with boiling hot Nestle's*
Ooh it must have stung she couldn't eat for days.
I convinced her Mum's off gravy was chocolate she was really sick.
I told her someone dropped one and broke her leg from running quick.
I waved one in her face. lying in her hospital bed.
She had a major spak attack and went completely red.
I was really, really mean and claimed "she's diabetic" to the nurse.
She screamed and screamed for chocolate and then began to curse.
I should have given her a break but I really couldn't resist.
I sprinkled Cadbury's Chocolate Flakes in the fish tank as a special treat for her fish.
Poor thing was really desperate so I finally gave in.
I gave her a chocolate ice cream cone with chocolate round the rim.
When she went and finally got her crutches she really wouldn't forgive.
She had bullets installed in her crutches I was sure I wouldn't live.
So when she went and received them she chased me round the room.
She nearly kind of got me but I guess she lunged too soon.
So now she sits in bed in her body cast.
Now I've learned a lesson "On crutches don't lunge too fast!".
*Nestle' is a brand of chocolate in Australia and it's pronounced Ness-lei..lei as in Hawaiian necklace of
flowers.
This is a poem I wrote for my friend Amanda she's obsessed with
chocolate and cannot live a day without it. She gets heaps of it on
Birthday's or Christmas. If you even say Chocolate she perks up.
Cat!
