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Revenge is Sweet
Breaking a girl's heart is not the thing to do.
Because it comes around when they come running after you.
We chased you into thorns and push you in the mud.
Stick your nose in a beehive to make you look like Elmer Fudd.
We slapped you in the face and knock you to the floor.
Kicked you in the nuts and shoved you out the door.
Dress you up in a G-string and smudge your face with rouge
Put a bit of lippy on and make you look real crude.
Dump you in a gay bar with a drag queen called Georgette.
Run up a bill on your credit card and make you pay the debt.
Tie you to a bungee cord and send you on your way.
Then leave you just hanging there and go out for the day.
We made you feel you feel real sorry for all the things you did.
Then dumped you in a garbage bin and permanently sealed the lid.
I really tried to warn you but you just went too far.
So I cleared out your whole bank account and ran off with your car.
When you tried to tell the news I went and told them first.
I turned on the waterworks and acted really hurt.
When a dozen angry women turned up on your doorstep screaming in your face.
I replaced your anti-perspirant with a big , huge can of mace.
I took off with your clothes and your TV too.
Disconnected your telephone and clogged up your precious loo.
When you went and hurt me I said I'd get revenge.
But in my opinion I haven't made amends!.
Cat!
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